CELEB KIDS WHO ARE ALREADY SCREWING UP THEIR LIVES
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very privileged son. Why can't you just be more like your brother, Colin?
KYLIE JENNER
Kylie Jenner is the youngest of the Kardashian crew and daughter of
Kris and Caitlyn Jenner.She seems to be stirring controversy in an effort to
stand apart from her crowded,
fame-hungry family. When she was 17 she bought her own house and starting
dating 25-year-old rapper Tyga. She also has a passion for risque Instagram photos
that would make a normal parent throw a teen's cell phone into the garbage disposal.
In addition to that,she's also allegedly started getting plastic surgery, which some say
is more of a statement
about the type of parenting she's receiving. We remember lying about a field trip to
trick our parents into signing something, but what was Kylie's excuse when she came home
from thezoo with lip injections? Get it together, Kris and Caitlyn. Have you seen those kid
leash things? We'd start there.
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MILEY CYRUS
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ARIANA GRANDE
Nickelodeon gave Ariana Grande her big break when they cast her as
"Cat Valentine," a recurring character on multiple shows. From there,
Ariana launched a successful recording career. That all sounds great
until you peel back a single layer on a diva onion that would make Mariah
Carey cry. Just some of the rumors about Ariana's pomposity include these
tidbits: she makes her bodyguards carry her around like a baby, she's been
accused of being nasty to fans reportedly saying, "I hope they all [bleeping]
die," and the notorious "donut-licking" scandal in which she was caught on
camera saying "I hate America." She's also part of the millennial pop crowd
who air their beefs on Twitter, creating hordes of awful, threat-slinging devotees.
Worse, in this case said devotees menacingly call themselves "Arianators."
Of course a lot of these are rumors, but the old saying "where there's smoke,
there's fire," seems to apply here, as Ariana's left a lot of burned relationships
behind her.
JENNETTE MCCURDY
r friend, created a web series with an obvious parody character of
Grande, while publicly denying there was any feud between them.
That's the kind of petty behavior no major studio wants to deal with,
and is probably the reason McCurdy hasn't seen a return to the kind
of tentpole projects she used star in.
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JUSTIN BIEBER
The anthropomorphic bangs known as Justin Bieber behave so erratically now they barel
y resemble the lovable little YouTube sensation who could sing and play guitar. Soon afte
r Justin hit the big time, he started with the shenanigans. The list is long, but some of his
greatest hits include: egging his neighbor's house, urinating in a restaurant's mop bucket,
getting a DUI, and multiple physical altercations with the paparazzi. That last item provided
a real glimpse into Bieber's true personality. When giving a deposition over accusations
that he ordered his bodyguards to rough up a photographer, Bieber's snide, argumentative,
and aggressive responses to lawyers' questioning showed that he feels he's above the law.
He took a stab at redemption recently, offering himself to Comedy Central as the victim
of their annual celebrity roast, which he openly admitted was to atone for his past behavior.
While that's a start, we're not sure we've seen the last of Bieber's bad boy antics.
But if he agreed to never make music ever again, we'd consider that a very strong
second step.
only ever uploaded one video. She put about the same level o
f effort into the professional side, releasing only one single and
a Christmas album of cover songs. She's still frequently spotted
in the VIP sections of the hottest events despite never actually
achieving the requisite "importance" to be there. And if Lindsay'
s track record tells us anything, it's that poor work ethic seems to
be a hereditary trait in the Lohan family, so Ali might want to start
focusing on what comes after modeling—a career notorious for
forcing women into "retirement" at the ripe old age of 24.
es
EMMA ROBERTS
Emma Roberts is the daughter of Eric Roberts and the niece of Julia Roberts, both
successful actors, who no doubt paved the way for the young starlet's career.
And she didn't take long to join in the family business, landing a gig in the Johnny Depp
movie, Blow, at ten years old. From there, she worked steadily taking bigger and bigger
roles, including multiple seasons on the wildly popular American Horror Story.
While Emma briefly took some heat for quasi-condoning what seemed to be
James Franco perving on a 17-year-old girl on Instagram, her real controversial moment
came from her relationship with her AHS costar, Evan Peters. After a domestic violence
incident in Montreal, Emma was arrested when police responding to the complaint saw
injuries to Peters' face. Peters didn't press charges and the pair actually stayed together,
even getting engaged for a few years before breaking it off. At the time of this writing,
they've been spotted together again, but this relationship (or possibly just Roberts'
temperament) seems kind of volatile, and has already resulted in physical violence once
. That's a real life horror story that these young actors — especially Roberts, who seems
to be at a high point in her career — might just be better off avoiding.
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DYLAN AND COLE SPROUSE
It's not all bad, though, since the "scandal" happened during a
self-imposed hiatus from acting, during which both brothers
attended NYU, eventually graduating with honors. As far a
s this list goes, these twins are actually doing considerably well.
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JADEN AND WILLOW SMITH
Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith's two biological kids, Jaden and Willow,
probably top the list as the most annoying celebrity children ever. From their associations with the Kardashians to their questionable entry-level attempts into the music world, these two trust-fund darlings
never seem humble or even grateful for the wildly fortunate world into which they were born.
Instead, they constantly drone on about the great influence they have on art and culture,
incessantly promoting MSFTS, their clothing/music line which purports to cater to individuals
who aren't interested in the approval of anyone. Listen here, kiddos: when you're the offspring
of arguably the most famous actor in the world, you are literally the exact opposite of a misfit,
so calm down with the faux angst and enjoy life. You won at birth.
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ARIANA GRANDE
Nickelodeon gave Ariana Grande her big break when they cast her as
"Cat Valentine," a recurring character on multiple shows. From there,
Ariana launched a successful recording career. That all sounds great
until you peel back a single layer on a diva onion that would make Mariah
Carey cry. Just some of the rumors about Ariana's pomposity include these
tidbits: she makes her bodyguards carry her around like a baby, she's been
accused of being nasty to fans reportedly saying, "I hope they all [bleeping]
die," and the notorious "donut-licking" scandal in which she was caught on
camera saying "I hate America." She's also part of the millennial pop crowd
who air their beefs on Twitter, creating hordes of awful, threat-slinging devotees.
Worse, in this case said devotees menacingly call themselves "Arianators."
Of course a lot of these are rumors, but the old saying "where there's smoke,
there's fire," seems to apply here, as Ariana's left a lot of burned relationships
behind her.
ages
JUSTIN BIEBER
The anthropomorphic bangs known as Justin Bieber behave so erratically now they barel
y resemble the lovable little YouTube sensation who could sing and play guitar. Soon afte
r Justin hit the big time, he started with the shenanigans. The list is long, but some of his
greatest hits include: egging his neighbor's house, urinating in a restaurant's mop bucket,
getting a DUI, and multiple physical altercations with the paparazzi. That last item provided
a real glimpse into Bieber's true personality. When giving a deposition over accusations
that he ordered his bodyguards to rough up a photographer, Bieber's snide, argumentative,
and aggressive responses to lawyers' questioning showed that he feels he's above the law.
He took a stab at redemption recently, offering himself to Comedy Central as the victim
of their annual celebrity roast, which he openly admitted was to atone for his past behavior.
While that's a start, we're not sure we've seen the last of Bieber's bad boy antics.
But if he agreed to never make music ever again, we'd consider that a very strong
second step.
only ever uploaded one video. She put about the same level o
f effort into the professional side, releasing only one single and
a Christmas album of cover songs. She's still frequently spotted
in the VIP sections of the hottest events despite never actually
achieving the requisite "importance" to be there. And if Lindsay'
s track record tells us anything, it's that poor work ethic seems to
be a hereditary trait in the Lohan family, so Ali might want to start
focusing on what comes after modeling—a career notorious for
forcing women into "retirement" at the ripe old age of 24.
es
EMMA ROBERTS
Emma Roberts is the daughter of Eric Roberts and the niece of Julia Roberts, both
successful actors, who no doubt paved the way for the young starlet's career.
And she didn't take long to join in the family business, landing a gig in the Johnny Depp
movie, Blow, at ten years old. From there, she worked steadily taking bigger and bigger
roles, including multiple seasons on the wildly popular American Horror Story.
While Emma briefly took some heat for quasi-condoning what seemed to be
James Franco perving on a 17-year-old girl on Instagram, her real controversial moment
came from her relationship with her AHS costar, Evan Peters. After a domestic violence
incident in Montreal, Emma was arrested when police responding to the complaint saw
injuries to Peters' face. Peters didn't press charges and the pair actually stayed together,
even getting engaged for a few years before breaking it off. At the time of this writing,
they've been spotted together again, but this relationship (or possibly just Roberts'
temperament) seems kind of volatile, and has already resulted in physical violence once
. That's a real life horror story that these young actors — especially Roberts, who seems
to be at a high point in her career — might just be better off avoiding.
Getty Images
JADEN AND WILLOW SMITH
Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith's two biological kids, Jaden and Willow,
probably top the list as the most annoying celebrity children ever. From their associations with the Kardashians to their questionable entry-level attempts into the music world, these two trust-fund darlings
never seem humble or even grateful for the wildly fortunate world into which they were born.
Instead, they constantly drone on about the great influence they have on art and culture,
incessantly promoting MSFTS, their clothing/music line which purports to cater to individuals
who aren't interested in the approval of anyone. Listen here, kiddos: when you're the offspring
of arguably the most famous actor in the world, you are literally the exact opposite of a misfit,
so calm down with the faux angst and enjoy life. You won at birth.
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